Blindy saw it—
and barely managed:
“…M-mom…”
Exponent—
who just seconds ago had been screaming about infinite growth—
froze.
Standing there like someone who’d just seen a skyscraper for the first time.
He tried to say something heroic—
but what came out was:
“CONSTANT…
ready… for battle?..”
Zeros stood still.
Unimpressed.
Like in front of him
wasn’t a resurrected cosmic titan—
just someone blocking his view.
But the drone…
the drone had a religious orgasm.
It lunged closer,
shooting the titan every three seconds
from every possible angle:
- HDR,
- super slow-mo,
- wide panoramas,
- dives between the legs,
- spirals around the arms,
- top-down god shots—
- it did everything
except physically bust a fan from excitement.
Water streamed off the giant
so naturally,
like he wasn’t standing in the ocean—
the ocean was trying to hide behind him.
And then he spoke. Not a voice. Not a sound.
A calculated vibration—
like the universe itself was stating a formula:
“…ZE-ROTH…”
The island shuddered.
The ocean retreated.
Exponent went limp.
And YouTool™ exploded:
VoidScreamer: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT TITAN?!?!?! 😭🔥
SizeMatters: WHY IS HE SO BIG 💀💀💀
MathNerd_42: ZEROS VS CONSTANT??? WHO’S STILL ALIVE???
ConfusedOrb: I LOOKED AWAY FOR 2 SECONDS WHAT HAPPENED
GeoProphet: THIS ISN’T ANIME—THIS IS SACRED GEOMETRY ✨📐
CultBuilder: THIS IS A SIGN
CapsLockDemon: EXPONENT DROP YOUR HAND IT WON’T HELP 😭
DroneFan77: DRONE GIVE WALLPAPER SHOTS RIGHT NOW 📸🔥
WallpaperHunter: I NEED 32K FRAMES THIS SECOND
DesignCritic: I’M SCREAMING WHO EVEN DESIGNED THIS GUY
LoreSeeker: THIS IS DEFINITELY PHASE 3
LoreSeeker: THERE IS NO WAY THIS IS THE FINAL FORM
laGGing: WAIT MY STREAM JUST CAUGHT UP WHAT’S THAT THING 😭
Fear.exe: nah bro that’s not a titan that’s a problem
Gremlin_Actual: THE AI IS CALM WHY IS THE AI CALM
PanicUser999: IF THE AI IS CALM WE’RE ALL DEAD 💀
And the stream became the most watched event
in YouTool™ history—
in 0.4 seconds.
When Constant straightened to his full height,
his silhouette swallowed half the sky—
and at the same time stepped directly in front of Shiori’s canopy,
so close it felt like the world beyond it had simply ceased to exist.
Shiori froze for half a second,
then snapped around to the rear console and barked:
“Airi-chan! Hayaku! Soku hanarete!”
Airi squeaked, with handcrafted panic.
“Hai… [⁀⊙﹏☉⁀]”
The ship spun a full one-eighty,
engines screaming like a humiliated jet donkey,
and pulled back to a safe distance—
leaving behind a titan the size of someone else’s mortgage.
Dick grabbed both his knees,
squeezing like he was trying to keep his soul from falling out:
“Alright, dear gremlins, situation escalating…
to FULL FUCKING CATASTROPHE.We’ve got ourselves a TITANIC MORON—
we almost got—”
Jackie cut him off.
“Dick, stop making it worse.”
She turned to Airi, eyes wide:
“What… is that?”
The Author—like an unemployed theoretical professor on a bad habit—cut into the stream:
“My dear, that is X137–RΞΛPΣR. Constant.
I… knew—
well, suspected he might appear.But this BIG… damn…
Together with Exponent—X2718–RΞΛPΣR…
Zeroth won’t get out of this easily.And yes… there should be a third.
So, Shiori—DO NOT land. Under any circumstances.”
Dick turned, noticing the Author’s dry lips and burning eyes.
“Sage, you’re hiding something.
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW ALL THIS?!”
Airi flinched—and suddenly shouted:
“Taichō-kun! Doko ni imasu ka?! Mada tooku ni iru no?! [ ˶°ㅁ°] !”
The holographic terminal flickered to life,
and a tense male voice came through:
“Aneue, mō sugu tōchaku suru!
Hontō ni mō sugu da!”
Airi stiffened—
her expression sharpening, suddenly more… adult.
She turned to Shiori:
“Shiori-sensei. I’m going down. Now.
Before Zerosu-onī-chan does something irreversible.”
Shiori raised her hand—gentle, but absolute.
“Dame. Mate.
We observe first.
Fenikkusu-kun has it under control.”